adecenthumanbeing:

This is what happens when you invite HP fans to your wedding and put a lawn rake on your registry.

posted 8 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 13,342 notes - via / origreblog
kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 293,205 notes - via / origreblog

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(Source: autistichatchworth)

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 115,605 notes - via / origreblog

kayathedragon:

aganami:

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 7,991 notes - via / origreblog

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 25,731 notes - via / origreblog

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 384,071 notes - via / origreblog

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 99,127 notes - via / origreblog

(Source: queenchavez)

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 146 notes - via / origreblog

jacketlizard:

lollipopatrice:

Bad Dragon is doing a Five Nights at Freddy’s sale with a promo color and everything for it

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this is the world we live in. this is how hard people want to yiff murderous child corpse filled pizza parlor animatronics.

jesus wept

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 4,602 notes - via / origreblog
lasersinger:

Gotham Sirens
Always love drawing the three lovely ladies of gotham.

lasersinger:

Gotham Sirens

Always love drawing the three lovely ladies of gotham.

posted 9 hours agoSeptember 17, 2014 with 100 notes - via / origreblog